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NOW PLAYING-Louie Louie-Eddy's evil little mind is working overtime yet again...
(Pics by Rach)
C'mon Frankenstien! Were dead meat! Stop trying to
catch the fish!" screeched
Eddy at Ed, his hand embedded in the school fish tank. Suddenly Ed
pulled it out with a yelp.
"Arrgh! Tippy Let go!
Eddy, quick, quick, Get him off!" his finger had Tippy
the Peach Creek Piranha attached to it, and Ed was
vigorously trying to shake it off. Eddy tutted
in annoyance.
"Ed you lumberjack, stand still!"
ordered Eddy, standing on Eds belly trying to pull it free.
Eventually after a lot of tugging and lubricating with lime
gelatine, it popped out.
"Hit the road!" blurted Eddy as he flung
the piranha back into his fishy den.
"My lasagne hurts." Blubbed Ed, cradling his finger.
"Cmon Monobrow, well cut through the home EC block."
Eddy whizzed up the spiral stairs and Ed followed behind.
He felt hungry when he caught a whiff of freshly baked junior high
cookies and upside-down cake. Yknow, the kind of food everyone
lies about its taste to keep the peace, even though it is either
rock-hard or uncooked to the point of edible radioactive waste.
Eds taste buds buzzed all the same.
"Will you hurry it up, lumpy! We aint got time to,,,waste!"
Eddys neck snapped still as his attention was momentarily caught
by a girl with a bobblesockhat on.
She was stitching sequins
onto what looked like a huge throw rug. From what he made out, it
spelt in glittery calligraphy:
VIVA LAS VEGAS
She had put every smallest detail onto it, from Elvis to those tiny coloured
bulbs that make up the glorious artificiality of Vegas. Eddy was mesmerised.
"That's it!Its perfect! I gotta have it!"
he drooled. He watched the girl walk away to get more tinsel
and glitter.
"Ill let her do the dirty work, and tonight ill just "borrow" it! He-he-he-he-he!!!"
sniggered Eddy, rubbing his hands together maliciously.
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