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NOW PLAYING-WAMDUE PROJECT-KING OF MY CASTLE (SEQUENCER UNKNOWN) -( PICS BY RACH)
They stopped dead in their tracks outside the textile room.
"El Dorado,Double D!" beamed Eddy, indicating with a swipe of his hand towards
the magnificent tapestry, embedded with the rich glamour juice of
Las Vegas.
Edd blinked in
wonderment as he opened the door and ran towards it.
"The care…the tenderness…the affection!"
he gushed as he ran his hands over the lavish embroidery.
"whdid this?"
"None other than the female version of Barry Manilow herself...
minus the nose!"
Scoffed Eddy.
"Melissa?!? A thirteen year old girl...did THIS?!?" Edd gaped as he ran his fingers over the glittering velvet.
"It’s splendid! I’ve never seen such a heartfelt piece of tapestry!"
he waxed poetically. Eddy rolled his eyes.
"Yeah, yeah, pretty. My point is"-
"It cries out a homesickness and an everlasting bond to Las Vegas, so clear and convicting!" he blubbed.
"piehole-el-shutto, Sockhead!" bellowed Eddy.
"No need to raise your voice, Eddy." Simpered Edd.
"I’ve gotta have it, Double D!" he exclaimed, throwing himself at the exquisite material.
"Please don’t tell me you’re even contemplating stealing it, Eddy!"
"Stealing’s such a harsh word, Double D!" cooed Eddy. "Let’s just call it ‘A means to an end’!"
"Oh, you’re not still harping on about this ridiculous Jawbreaker casino scam, are you?!?"
complained Edd wearily.
"Don’t you see, Double D? it’s epidemical! It all slots into place!"
croaked Eddy, virtually throthing at the mouth through insane excitement.
"But Melissa’s our friend!" reasoned Edd.
"Look Romeo, she’ll never miss it! We’ll just say it had to be…
taken away to be repaired! Yeah, that’s it!" screeched Eddy.
"what?!? She’ll never buy that! And what’s more, it isn’t even dama"-
In the ecstasy of his fast scheming Eddy slipped and fell, tugging on the
tapestry for support, and ripping a gaping hole right through the
Stardust Hotel and Elvis’ Pelvis. Ow. Edd palpitated with horror,
and Eddy shook his dazed head.
"Now look what you’ve done!" reprimanded Edd.
"What?!? So we’ll pick it up later, she’ll never know! Hey, cmon! It’s hometime already!"
Eddy clasped Edd’s wrist and scooted out of the textile block.
Edd felt so guilty. It was as if he had ripped it, that’s how horrible he felt.
"Where are we going?!?" squealed Edd.
"To Kevin’s house…I feel a little light blackmailing is on the menu today, Mon amigo!"
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